Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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