hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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