Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Never underestimate the power of titties
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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