ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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