Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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