Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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