Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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