do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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