I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
what if I'm pregnant?
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he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Everclear isn't food dammit
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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