He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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