yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Randomize