covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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