Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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