Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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