At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Congratulations! We have a period
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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