How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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