Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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