There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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