Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
The air taste purple.
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