question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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