i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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