windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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