pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I just had sex on a roof
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
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