And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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