How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
