God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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