Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Randomize
