what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
