i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
