so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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