There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I think we might need a safe word for this...
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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