if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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