barbara walters just said penis...
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I understand Curling. That high.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
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