Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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