"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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