I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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