So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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