The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Im just a social blackout drinker.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
