I'm lost and stupid without you.
dude i'm inner monologue high
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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