If that was your dad, he is hot
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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