you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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