haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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