It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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