Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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