all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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