Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Me. At least after what I've been through.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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