Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
