It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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