all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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