I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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