Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
This is the high leading the old right now
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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