I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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