that's an acceptable place to lick
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
there is puke in my bra ... again
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