Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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