whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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